Not every time, but once, I would like to listen to a baseball game on AM radio and not hear the thing where the local station goes to an ad break, and plays commercials over the ESPN update. Really, just once I would like to hear this happen.
"And after five innings, we're tied 3-3. Back after this."
"Did you know that since 1954, Grundlemeyer Seed and Compost has been putting..."
"....Coach Jim Zorn in the hot seat, after remarks that the teams cheerleading squad should..."
"....buy nine tacos and get the tenth taco for just...."
"....145 million dollars over seven years. Yankees management say the corpse of Don Drysdale should..."
".....bring charm and class to your bathroom for a reasonable price. And don't worry if..."
"...Mark Prior's arm is now reportedly hanging from the elbow by a single ligament following a botched surgery by...."
"...a new, full sized corn thresher, which can be yours for just..."
"....batteries, hot dogs and several pounds of fish. Phillies left fielder Raul Ibanez said Yankees fans also threw..."
"...valuable coupons for Liquor Mart. That's right, erase the crippling worries of today's troubled economy when you are..."
"...named Major League Baseball's Man of the Year, thanks to...."
"....more than thirty years of experience hunting and killing rodents. Let our family of trained weasels..."
"...build a brand new retractable-roof stadium, to replace last year's stadium, or they would move the team to..."
"....the darkest, most haunted corners of your soul. Come to First Presbelutheran Church and hear the true word of God and his plan for...."
"....Alex Rodriguez being a great big pussy. Rodriguez responded by..."
"...replacing your worn out brake pads just in time for winter. And now..."
"...back to the game..."
Actually on second thought, I hope that keeps happening.
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Finally, a site on the Internet where somebody complains about things! Usually the fact that criminal justice majors make me cringe.
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