Here's a tip for any prospective college students out there, concerning class etiquette. If you're eating a foot long submarine sandwich in the middle of class, and you suddenly drop it on the floor, yell out:
"Aah, goddamn my sandwich."
The placement of the comma is crucial here. Really demand that God condemn your sandwich to an eternity of hellfire and brimstone for the sin of getting dropped on the floor by you. And make sure everybody knows it.
This tip has been brought to you by the CJ Majors I Have Class With Every Goddamn Day.
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Finally, a site on the Internet where somebody complains about things! Usually the fact that criminal justice majors make me cringe.
Thursday, June 11, 2009
- Now let's talk about excessive force laws...
- I guess it's FOX, if you want to get specific
- For those times I need cheering up....
- Sometimes massage therapy majors make me cringe to...
- I'm just assuming he was a CJ major
- Yeah, it's a party now!
- Now THAT would be worth advertising
- Look, if it wasn't one, then it's the other
- Is this topic on the syllabus?
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