OK, but if I were singing this song, the opening would probably go thusly-
Sittin' on a bench at West Town Mall
He sat down in his overalls and asked me
''You waitin' on a woman?''
I nodded yeah
And then I moved to another bench where random old guys weren't talking to me
I'll unleash it as soon as the Misanthropic Country sub-genre takes off.
Finally, a site on the Internet where somebody complains about things! Usually the fact that criminal justice majors make me cringe.