Number of verses dedicated to promising embarrassment for ex by way of singing indictments of bad behavior- 28
Number of verses offering actual indictment of bad behavior- 0
Number of verses asserting vauge implication of ex being "pretty good at workin' a line"- 1
Number of people who would realistically be embarrssed by this song- 1 (Kristy Lee Cook)
Number of reasons this song ever got near a Top 40 chart- 1 (Kristy Lee Cook being an American Idol middle of the pack finisher, something country music can't get enough of lately.)
Finally, a site on the Internet where somebody complains about things! Usually the fact that criminal justice majors make me cringe.